huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)


doodlemancy:

I get pumped around the end of August. WHAT YOU ARE SEEING IS RESTRAINT


idefinitelyhaveaproblem:

nicoleannwinchester:

kellyofsmeg:

forthewinchesterfiles:

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

I can never get enough Winchester code words. Also, being from the pacific northwest, my first reaction was “what the hell is a Poughkeepsie?”

I had to google it. Apparently it’s a city in New York.

What the hell happened in Poughkeepsie?

I love when we heard their code words. Like funky town. Or how if they get separated, to go to the first motel in the phone book. Can we have more Winchester secrets, please?

Winchester Secrets We Currently Know:

  • Poughkeepsie: Drop everythign and run
  • Funky Town: There is a gun at my head.
  • If they get separated, go to the first motel in the phonebook
  • Five-O: I’ve been caught, get the Hell out of here
  • 11-2-83: The combination to the compartment in Baby.

"Somethings stuck to my shoe" mean you’re being followed


Track Title: I ship it

Artist: Not Literally Productions

Album: Youtube

pixiedust291:

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.

I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.

Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,

In canon they have never met—

I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.


I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more

If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure.

The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.

Twincest can’t really be that bad—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I ship it!

I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay,

but yeah I really doubt that,

This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear,

Don’t tell me I need to calm down—

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground,

I’m up in crack ship space

Let’s start a shipping war,

don’t care if I get hate.

Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.

This is my OTP,

I’ll go down with this ship!

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it.

I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.

I don’t care.

I ship it.


justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language

justsomecrazydreamer:

Glamour finally speaking my language


(x)




allthebeautifulthings9828:

I smell it in the air. It’s coming.

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Halloween season.


Because I was concerned, son! Bloody concerned!
-Why?
You know why!